But seriously, folks ...

[Lah Ca]

$2000 CDN ... OBO ... LOL

A Sonora husk with a cheap portable Bluetooth record player placed inside over the presumably missing motor. Not even one of the beautiful Sonora Bombe models. Does it even count as a frankenphone?

I left the photo on its side as found.

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/bnc/at ... 00882.html

[Viva-voce]

Maybe not exactly a frankenphone, but definitely an example of, as Archie Bunker would say:
“Crap-Ola”

-Steven