MOVIE TITLES for the PHONOGRAPH NUT.

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gramophone-georg wrote:THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: DDs being played on a Victrola
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Alternates: :roll:
78s made into popcorn dishes or cut down to make coasters...
Horns made into lamp fixtures...
Cabinets recycled into minibars...
"The phonograph† is not of any commercial value."
Thomas Alva Edison - Comment to his assistant, Samuel Insull.

"No one needs a Victrola XX, a Perfected Graphophone Type G, or whatever you call those noisy things."
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THE SIXTH SENSE: Every Victrola ever turned into a minibar can be played and heard, by one little boy.

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GregVTLA wrote:THE SIXTH SENSE: Every Victrola ever turned into a minibar can be played and heard, by one little boy.
Famous quote: "I hear dead people..."

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"Why Change Your Wife?"

Wifey plays "uplifting" music. Hubby wants nothing more that to see her dance for him to "Hindustan". Hubby gets so angry that he throws art model Grafonola across room. Home-wrecking vixen, an I'd happy to dance to "Hindustan" has talking machine concealed in one arm of make-out sofa, cellarette in the other.

THIS IS AN ACTUAL MOVIE!

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Victor Victrolia? (or was that Victoria?)

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FOOTLOSE: While moving an XVI up a flight of stairs, a costly disaster strikes!
SOUSA, The March King, says:

"Your 'VICTOR' and 'MONARCH' Records are all right."

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YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN: A kid named Pawan discovers an old stash of HMV Colonial parts in Calcutta and makes his fortune on eBay.
"He who dies with the most shellac wins"- some nutty record geek

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ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
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MARS ATTACKS: It is accidentally discovered that the entire population of electronics forums worldwide is made up of space aliens. As they begin to take over and kill people, VanEpsFan1914 moves in with a gramophone to take action... but sadly, none of his foxtrots have vocals. Other TMF members jump in and start driving back the alien invaders with vocal refrains. melvind and viva-voce move in and start seriously turning the tide of the war to the death with their collections of opera records. CDBPDX delivers the coup de gras with a couple strategically placed EMG machines playing Chinese Monarchs...
"He who dies with the most shellac wins"- some nutty record geek

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One more...

THE GREAT DICTATOR
Charlie Chaplin's masters a Dictaphone and is the talk of the world.

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