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Many of you know the intense amount of research and development I've put into recreating rare, early and fun discs... and this piece is the absolute pinnacle of my work. This is the work which the great Emile himself couldn't accomplish, with this very recording. Many hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars went into developing this process, (almost) literally pulling the disc out of thin air. The amount of tooling required fills a small garage and forced me to learn photo-editing, black and white film photography and 130 years of lithography. I literally recreated all of these technologies, starting at the absolute beginning. I can now make a disc from an image, but it cost me, a lot. To make back at least my tooling costs, this disc will be sold at a premium, and only 25 copies of this limited edition disc will be made.
Now to the details. This is an 1889 Berliner, which is 21cm (8-¼"), and plays at ~50rpm. It contains the voice of Emile Berliner discussing (mostly in German) how this disc is being recorded to that it can be taken into town and used as a printing plate, the goal of which is to have the paper copies etched into new metal discs. If the technology was successful it would have enabled Berliner to mass produce discs very easily and would have reduced shipping costs. It would take 132 years for it to actually be accomplished. The only surviving evidence of this experiment is one paper-pressing, in Emile Berliner's papers, housed at the Library of Congress. It is from that image that I developed the technologies to etch this disc back into the physical realm. The groove width is probably within a few microns of the original paper-pressing.
25 copies will be sold. They will be double-sided, with the text in the picture on the reverse. They'll also be nickel coated, to give them a zinc appearance that does not tarnish. Also included will be a printed transcript of Berliner's words (transcribed and translated by Patrick Feaster, Norman Bruderhofer and Stephan Puille).
The disc in the image is a previous attempt, the release version (which has already been etched) does not have the Berliner style "pickle bumps". The price per copy will be announced this week.
Thank you.