Amusing record "label"

[Orchorsol]

I've had this in my collection for many years and used to have it on the wall when I had a display of other colourful and interesting labels. I can't remember what the actual record is, but I do remember it's something pretty uninteresting. I stumbled across it again and thought others might be amused!

[Inigo]

Does this customized label refer to something in the music? Is it tremendously boring or something?

[Orchorsol]

Boring record, dry English humour of many decades ago.

[Dischoard]

I love the time that somebody put into that

[epigramophone]

The references to "Utility" and "Austerity" reflect the drab early post war period when everything was rationed.
For my parents generation getting married and furnishing a new home, the choice lay between new "Utility" or second hand.

[travisgreyfox]

"Speed-(stopped is best)"