I have managed to become the poster child for Ord-Hume's rules. See below.
Was there some empty space? Well then, there is a phonograph in it now.
Clay
Arthur W. J. G. Ord-Hume's Laws of Collecting
1. Space will expand to accommodate an infinite number of possessions, regardless of their size.
2. Shortage of finance, however dire, will never prevent the acquisition of a desired object, however improbable its cost.