Personally, I’m with the OP. I don’t necessarily want a ‘phono garage’ stacked floor-to-ceiling with cool antique talking machines. (Wait a minute - who am I kidding? I’d LOVE that…) But as much as I love my ancient machines, I love my wife even more. So we’ve reached a loose agreement, which is basically that I’ll try to keep them to one per room… or one per area, as we have a fairly open house plan. (I’ve yet to discover if that includes bathrooms, but I imagine I’ll find out soon.)
And I’m also with those who say they have to be able to play them. If it’s not set up somewhere (ideally with at least a few records stored nearby) and in a condition where I can play it whenever I want, then – for me at least – it sort of defeats the purpose. (I’m a musician & audio engineer as well as a furniture restorer, so I’m in it for the esthetics AND the music.)
I’m lucky in that antique phonographs fit well into our décor – most of our furnishings are period pieces which I’ve restored, so at least I don’t have the Victorian-meets-Modern issue.
So, as per the pics below, I have an Edison Home B in the sitting room, with a dozen or so cylinders (and the lid) stored beneath on the shelves of the demi-lune table.
The VV-IX is in our bedroom on a library table, and as a tradition I spin a record every night after we’ve done our “late night sitting in bed” reading, and are ready to hit the hay (thank God for auto-stop!).
The little VV-IV was worrying me as I restored it (where would it fit?) but it’s small enough to live on top of the cabinet in our dining room. This one sees a lot of action, too. I keep a selection of mellower songs in the top drawer, and frequently we’ll turn the fireplace up and the lights down for some dinner music.
And the Vic III found its place in the family room (displacing a VV-100, which will end up down in the music room after rehab). Gotta admit the choice to put it there was partly esthetics – it goes with the period furniture in there – but it also sounds great in that room and is the one people want to hear when they come over.
So yes, I think you can have early phonographs as an integral part of your furnishings, as long as they’re spread far enough apart that they don’t look like a “collection.” (In my experience collections tend to have low-WAF…ha!) But to each his own.
- Mark