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Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2025 8:39 pm
by travisgreyfox
Funnily enough (also drifting this thread) I think about this song when older generations complain about my generations music being so bad (I'm a millennial).

Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2025 8:25 pm
by AmberolaAndy
Nearly Anything with the word “Mother” in the title is bound to be as dull as dishwater.
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2025 10:24 pm
by phonograph guy3435
AmberolaAndy wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2025 8:25 pm
Nearly Anything with the word “Mother” in the title is bound to be as dull as dishwater.
just before the battle mother hits pretty hard though
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:03 pm
by Victroid
Come on, Captain Baby Bunting isn’t THAT terrible… when it is compared to punk music!
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 4:37 pm
by oceanlinerfanatic
Victroid wrote: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:03 pm
Come on, Captain Baby Bunting isn’t THAT terrible… when it is compared to punk music!
Hey! I happen to like some punk music

Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 7:54 pm
by JerryVan
oceanlinerfanatic wrote: Wed Nov 26, 2025 4:37 pm
Victroid wrote: Wed Nov 26, 2025 12:03 pm
Come on, Captain Baby Bunting isn’t THAT terrible… when it is compared to punk music!
Hey! I happen to like some punk music
Me too!
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 12:33 pm
by drh
AmberolaAndy wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2025 8:25 pm
Nearly Anything with the word “Mother” in the title is bound to be as dull as dishwater.
Anything with the word "Mammy" in the title is bound to be even worse.
Although I'll grant you, if it's as awful in the cylinder account
https://www.discogs.com/release/1795102 ... bDZ1A3elEu as it is on a Victor disk, Alan Tours's "Mother o' Mine" bids fair to trump even the worst of the Mammy songs. Even Emilio de Gogorza, a master at selling dubious songs, couldn't salvage that one. (A shame, because it is the first of two songs on the record, and the other, "The Lark Now Leaves its Wat'ry Nest," is a pure delight.)
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 10:49 pm
by Lucius1958
For sheer bad taste, 'The Colored Recruits' (a vaudeville sketch, but includes a song) is pretty hard to beat.
- Bill
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 11:00 pm
by Lucius1958
Makes me think of Dorothy Parker's review (as 'Constant Reader') of A.A. Milne's verses:
"Tonstant Weader fwowed up."
-- Bill
Re: Worst cylinder record songs
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2025 8:19 am
by JerryVan
"Santa Claus Hides in Your Phonograph" Sounds more like something from a Freddy Krueger movie.