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phonojim wrote:As to Will Oakland, his "Only A Pansy Blossom" had to have been at least some of the inspiration for Tiny Tim. Can't see Oakland with the ukelele, though.

Jim

I just listened to it online. Oh my!

Clay

what about the dd longplay's

come and buy our collection of music you never want to hear! we especialy made sellections of 20 and 40 min of the most boring music known to man!
as a special bonus we will ad to this, a machine to play them it is garantied not to be able to fit in your living room and what's more this herniaphone wil be a absulute pain in the back for anyone trying to move it!

get it now! and your ears will be bleeding for the next four generations!

1 it will scare the neighbours
2 it wil completly ruin your already meager musical tast
3 your living room will be full forever!..ever.ever..ever
4 you will flee the house on those long cold wintery evenings!
5 forget about getting a wife.. you have a edison long play!





no batteries mentioned

OK, I'm sold. Where are you located? I just bought a 24 min. and a 40 min. LP Edison DDs. I'm an eccentric in that I collect Boring music. Marc.

marcapra wrote:OK, I'm sold. Where are you located? I just bought a 24 min. and a 40 min. LP Edison DDs. I'm an eccentric in that I collect Boring music. Marc.

ah! a customer well for you sir we will give a aditional bonus a volume controll it won't stop your ears from bleeding but.. it will make us money!

normaly we will kill everybody for 1 dollar, ah!,.. but your our friend!,.. we will kill you for nothing!!!(sorry wrong add?!!)


(afcourse you knew this was all a joke to show how awful the dd lp's are i don't own this machine but i do have dd lp's)

Now the LP DD is what I think we really need new records of, made of interesting music.

*bump*

The worst Edison record I’ve came across so far IMO is “Granny” By Marion Evelyn Cox. Just plan Yuck!

tinovanderzwan wrote:

marcapra wrote:OK, I'm sold. Where are you located? I just bought a 24 min. and a 40 min. LP Edison DDs. I'm an eccentric in that I collect Boring music. Marc.

ah! a customer well for you sir we will give a aditional bonus a volume controll it won't stop your ears from bleeding but.. it will make us money!

normaly we will kill everybody for 1 dollar, ah!,.. but your our friend!,.. we will kill you for nothing!!!(sorry wrong add?!!)


(afcourse you knew this was all a joke to show how awful the dd lp's are i don't own this machine but i do have dd lp's)

PM SENT thanks! Mark

My vote goes to the Ponce Sisters. Pick your recording. Pure agony. I picked this one at random.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vld6uJMoG0I

audiophile102 wrote:My vote goes to the Ponce Sisters. Pick your recording. Pure agony. I picked this one at random.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vld6uJMoG0I

I listened to the whole thing and I have to say I didn't find it that bad. It wasn't good either though. I would not pay for it, but I would take it in a lot of records.


-Travis

travisgreyfox wrote:

audiophile102 wrote:My vote goes to the Ponce Sisters. Pick your recording. Pure agony. I picked this one at random.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vld6uJMoG0I

I listened to the whole thing and I have to say I didn't find it that bad. It wasn't good either though. I would not pay for it, but I would take it in a lot of records.


-Travis

Yes, but would you play it? I have one of their records I would gladly give away.