well boys see here the introduction of the berliner crap-o-phone all we need now is a crap-o-nipper and we have ''his crappy voice'' plays the crap & typecrapper records ony with crappytone needles no need for the crap brush the crap wil hit you wall to wall!
''OUR NEW BERLINER CRAP-OPHONE!''
our records include the crapy voices of
encrapo crapruso-----------------------------------------no...234 - 567
louicrapse tetcrapzzini----------------------------------no...109 - 110
macel crapnett-------------------------------------------no...01 - 00
acrapsandro bonci----------------------------------------no...11111112 -2986723
feocrap chalicrapin--------------------------------------not in stock as of yet
and the wonderfully crappy fondeled instrumenals of
frits crapsler-------------------------------------------no...................1
pablo crapsals-------------------------------------------no...13
wanda crapdowska-----------------------------------------..forgot to record her
yehudi menhucrapin---------------------------------------no...15 - 888881
sergei crapmanicrap----------------------------------------------------------??
with the woderfull conducting by
leopold stocrapski---------------------------------------B.S 007
and the perfectly screwed up popular tunes by
billy murrcrap-------------------------------------------too much to count
ada j crap-----------------------------------------------same here!
len crapper----------------------------------------------even worse!
vess l osscrap-------------------------------------------don't even mention him
fred van crap--------------------------------------------oh boy!.. ok no..12
george crapby--------------------------------------------no... 14 - 16
olly oakcrap---------------------------------------------crappy aint he!
all this masterly recorded by fred crapberg for the berliner crap-o-phone comany of crapden new jercrap U.S.crap of A
PATENTS OF
1900---not given
2003---not given
2006---not given
2008---not given
2012---not given
''more crappy pattents pending''
brought to you by
tino crappy van der crap
