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I've not seen that you can get a matching record cabinet to go with your genuine, authentic, reproduction crapophone. How nice!!

From the ad:

"I have for sale an antique Edison phonograph with brass horn. It works and is a neat smaller phonograph. The cabinet measures width 16", length 16", height 36". I have other antiques. If you are looking for something special, give me a call. I DO NOT answer emails, so for information please call 806 xxx-xxxx. We are in and out a lot, so please leave a message if we don't answer and we'll call back ASAP".

'So if you want a genuine fake antique, you can always phone us. We guarantee that all our stuff is made of the worst quality material with appalling workmanship. Great to show off to your best friends, how you've been ripped off'

What a lovely record crapinet.

Am I seeing things or is that an original reproduction "porcelain" HMV sign on the front??? ...... .

Yes, I think so. And also look at the very original 20's light oak finish on the plywood or maybe even better chipboard.

Just dial (806) CRP-HONE!

Brandon wrote:What a lovely record crapinet.

Crapinet! I love it!!

I can't wait to get one of these on ebay!!
Harvey Kravitz

gramophone78 wrote:Am I seeing things or is that an original reproduction "porcelain" HMV sign on the front??? ...... .

I see what you did there...

Heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWYs2R0auc

The perfect tune to play on your newly purchased crapophone....