...Then the boss says,Roaring20s wrote:I found at patent No.946,442 on line and tried comprehending the legal speak to no avail.
back to fantasy...
The boss gave me a hardy pat on the back for my imagination.![]()
He said, he imagines a raise too.![]()
James.
"Say James, I was reading that U.S. Patent number nine-four-six-four-four-two, and I found that all that separate compartment stuff was spelled out in Claims four through fourteen, and then again in Claim seventeen! Now ain't that a caution? Believe you me!"
James replies,
"Boss, I've gotta tell you: all that legalese just makes my eyes glaze over..."
Whereupon the boss exclaims,
"James my boy - that reminds me - I've been meaning to ask you if you wouldn't mind a new plushy office with incandescent lamps instead of these blasted CFLs that make everyone's eyes glaze over! I've been worried about you, son, believe you me! A little raise wouldn't do you any harm either; believe you me!"
George P.