Congratulations, you've just invented the pyrocrapauxetophone.Curt A wrote:"Only the choice of record would be contentious..."
Something by Henry Burr (there seem to be millions of his records)... or Hawaiian... both bountiful and no real loss...
Attach a can of hairspray or carburetor cleaner to the tonearm, light it at the horn opening and the Crap-O-Phone turns into a Flame-O-Phone... (Don't try this at home, only professional stuntmen should attempt this, make sure you are wearing safety glasses and a flameproof suit, only do this in a well ventilated area outside your home)
