Wow, certainly a lot of amazing phonographs listed that I wouldn't mind having! The Auxetophone would be great, especially if I ever fulfill my on-Again, off-Again dream of owning a restaurant or other small business, but the Keen-O-Phones are unique and beautiful, though I think I'd be happy with just a mint VV-XVIII (or even a beat-up xxiii, I'm not picky!

) Though maybe for the sake of eccentricity I'd like one of those all gold Louis XV's, if I had a palatial Versailles-esque mansion to put it in of course, lord knows there isn't a single shred of furniture in my house that would match the thing. Plus if it was in even half-decent condition I'd want to keep it under glass, so for practicality's sake I'd go for the VV-XVIII.
UPDATE:
I just remembered something, instead of the Victor 18, I think I'd want to have one of those paper diaphragm types, like the HMV Lumiere, or rather the Pathé Actuelle, that thing is sooo nifty!
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