Yes, this can be yours!

[MTPhono]

https://kpr.craigslist.org/fuo/d/prosse ... 43579.html

[AZ*]

I think this falls into the other rubbish category.

Here's a picture in case it sells quickly and disappears off CL.

[Pierce-Arrow]

Nipper looks distress after seeing this!

[Henry]

It's especially egregious because it appears to me that the wood underneath is walnut, judging from the lid underside. A pity that the works are gone, or it might be well worth removing the offensive paint job.