
I am now formally advising auctioneers on how to get better prices. Just dump a box of Don Watson's rejects into any sale and you're guaranteed to get the record bores out in force!

Imagine our surprise when we saw John and Pauline Cully from Barnsley, South Yorkshire, loading up their car very casually, without hurrying or looking over their shoulders, with the ENTIRE gramophone quotient of the sale! What, no ring presence? Is that a first? Should I take more notice of Black Country auctions in hell spots? The only times I've ever gone to "local auctions", when a solitary machine has turned up, I have normally been greeted by a well known dealer walking in about 2 minutes before the item comes up for sale. So were the Cully dealers just lucky? £484 is cheap for an HMV Junior Monarch with superb (correct) black MG horn and the right original elbow, even if there was a small bit of damage to the cabinet. Are they the pensionable equivalents to Bonnie & Clyde of the gramophone world? Who needs a pension when everyone stays at home and let's you buy everything at "we've got to get out of here quick" prices? As dealers, it must give you a considerable boost to your dismal State Pension.