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Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:37 am
by Covah
Wow...
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:30 am
by SignatureSeriesOwner
Wow...
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:46 pm
by schweg
TRY AND TOP THIS ONE----
crown victoria - $7500 (nova)
Date: 2010-07-01, 6:28PM EDT
Reply to:
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have police package crown
Victrola for sell in good condition kept good its white and put cd player.it has the high way of mileage117 noting wrong with it.
PRETTY GOOD MILEAGE FOR HAVING THOSE TINY WHEELS!!
Steve
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:48 pm
by antique1973
schweg wrote:TRY AND TOP THIS ONE----
crown victoria - $7500 (nova)
Date: 2010-07-01, 6:28PM EDT
Reply to:
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have police package crown
Victrola for sell in good condition kept good its white and put cd player.it has the high way of mileage117 noting wrong with it.
PRETTY GOOD MILEAGE FOR HAVING THOSE TINY WHEELS!!
Steve
Its a police model Victrola that you can drive to work with! wow!

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:40 pm
by SonnyPhono
Steve!!! Yours takes the cake for the worst ever in my book. (But there are bound to be many more to come!)
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:49 am
by JohnM

I also collect Victorian furniture, and I search Craigslist for 'Victorian' as well. If you think the phono listings are bad, you should see the butchery in the 'Victorian' listings!

It isn't at all uncommon to see listings for "Ford Crown
Victorians". What the heck are these people smoking???
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:38 am
by estott
My pet peeve is that no one seems to know what Mahogany is: machines are almost always Oak or "Cherry".
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:18 am
by Valecnik
Back in the States I once had a visitor come to my house with a friend, his new girlfriend. She referred to the Edison Standard with petaled horn I had set up in the livingroom as "a nostalgia".

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:41 am
by OrthoFan
I see people are starting to fight back --
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/atq/1823614364.html
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Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:59 am
by JohnM
estott wrote:My pet peeve is that no one seems to know what Mahogany is: machines are almost always Oak or "Cherry".
One of my pet peeves is that the word 'wood' is almost always added after the word 'cherry'. Oak is just "oak" (or "solid oak", or "tiger oak"*), mahogany is misspelled half the time, but cherry is almost always "cherry wood" -- "
Old RCA Victrola in cherry wood cabinet" -- makes my flesh crawl! I mean, what do they think we think they mean: cherry
flavor???
*"tiger oak" gets on my last good nerve, too . . . it's
quarter-sawn oak, dammit! And Edison cylinder Phonographs don't have "dovetail" joints -- those are
finger joints!
I feel better now!