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Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:52 am
by Tinkerbell
JohnM wrote:It's "eclectic" all right -- two phonographs in one, apparently! "Uncirculated"? "Prototype . . . . needle head"? "Fruit dye"? Per Sonny's post above:
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Not to mention the fact that Craigslist must be experiencing major software glitches if they are randomly sending out auction notices, and transforming their classifieds into an auction website! :lol:

Then again, this does seem to be a very special and unique "transformer" of a phonograph! :rose:

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:13 am
by HisMastersVoice
I should buy that Standard Talking Machine, I'm having a hard time getting cylinders to play on my Victor III :lol:

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:03 am
by JohnM
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Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:44 am
by estott
JohnM wrote:
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That's ridiculous, but I'd still like to see it. Those linear tracking turntables aren't common at all.

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:36 pm
by JohnM
Another winner!

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:19 pm
by FloridaClay
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Clay

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 8:06 am
by GoCOOGS!
JohnM wrote:Another winner!
Geez.. No grammar whats-so-ever. It amazes me that English is actually some of these people's FIRST language. Apparently that phonograph is made by three different makers. lol.

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:19 am
by Cody K
I've been resisting the charms of this one on the local CL for some months now. There's no picture anyway, so the text says it all:

1920 Victor Victrola - $200 (Warwick)

First Off, I'm not answering any Emails asking to respond with Non CL email address
The Phone # is in the Ad for a reason
CALL THE # OR DON'T BOTHER ME
Worked Last Time I cranked it up like 20 years ago Spare needles and records THANX

[Phone number removed.]

So inviting!

AND DON'T ASK ME TO CRANK IT UP
I have a machete


Okay, I made that last part up. :lol:

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:22 pm
by FloridaClay
Cody K wrote:I've been resisting the charms of this one on the local CL for some months now. There's no picture anyway, so the text says it all:

1920 Victor Victrola - $200 (Warwick)

First Off, I'm not answering any Emails asking to respond with Non CL email address
The Phone # is in the Ad for a reason
CALL THE # OR DON'T BOTHER ME
Worked Last Time I cranked it up like 20 years ago Spare needles and records THANX

[Phone number removed.]

So inviting!

AND DON'T ASK ME TO CRANK IT UP
I have a machete


Okay, I made that last part up. :lol:
Apparently attended the Attila the Hun school of salesmanship! :o

Clay

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:24 pm
by Player-Tone
Cody K wrote:I've been resisting the charms of this one on the local CL for some months now. There's no picture anyway, so the text says it all:

1920 Victor Victrola - $200 (Warwick)

First Off, I'm not answering any Emails asking to respond with Non CL email address
The Phone # is in the Ad for a reason
CALL THE # OR DON'T BOTHER ME
Worked Last Time I cranked it up like 20 years ago Spare needles and records THANX

[Phone number removed.]

So inviting!

AND DON'T ASK ME TO CRANK IT UP
I have a machete


Okay, I made that last part up. :lol:
It's probably something really nice too, like a VTLA or XVIII. :lol: I guess we will never know- it was too much work for him to put up a picture or at least say what the darn thing is (unless all "1920 Victor Victrolas" are the same)!