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Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:12 pm
by phonophan79
LOL... well, this is actually a pretty valid description.
I love the "display photos"... the record on a stand, the red curtain background.
but, man alive... another example of no research... $1000 FOR A RECORD.. and a HAWAIIAN RECORD AT THAT.
http://abbotsford.en.craigslist.ca/atq/1744569838.html
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:16 pm
by SonnyPhono
It would be a steal if it weren't for the chips around the center hole. If it weren't for those, I would have jumped on this one already!

Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:51 pm
by JohnM
Must be from Foster Brooks' estate (hic!):
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/atq/1745818967.html
"
wined up record player - $200
royal wined up record player it has a victrola number 2 mega phone it does work adjustable rpm it is in good condition it is also portable we are asking 200. or we will take best offer call if interested 330-484-1210 ask for kim."
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:17 pm
by JohnM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/atq/1747643336.html
"
Phonograph Cranking by Sanora - $400 (walnut creek)
Measures 38" wide, 21" deep, 35.5" high....and it really works!"
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:07 pm
by Nat
Well, I rather like "wined up." in fact, I think I'll open a bottle now and go listen to my Credenza!
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:18 pm
by Ampico66
I see a lot of ads boasting the "big thick heavy records" are worth something around $20 each (as validated by Ebay). The seller thinks the fact that 25 records come with the machine surely means the records alone are worth $500, not to mention the Victrola itself (which has patents that prove it was made in 1901) is worth probably a $1,000. In fact, the package altogether is more fit for the Smithsonian than Craigslist, but you were just so lucky as to stumble across the post. What a great sacrifice he's making, selling a mahogany, water-damaged Victrola XI, this national treasure, for a mere $600. Why, anyone who didn't buy it would be a fool to miss such a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:14 am
by JohnM
And "Must see!"
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 6:41 am
by antique1973
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:27 pm
by SignatureSeriesOwner
I may have won...
http://richmond.craigslist.org/atq/1755732479.html
old phonograph in good working order - $800 (west end)
ive been told this piece is worth $ 1500 bye several dealers, come check it out and make an offer
Don't think I've read a description less descriptive in my life.
Re: 'Worst Phonograph Description On Craigslist' contest
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:43 pm
by Sidewinder
"ive been told this piece is worth $ 1500 bye several dealers"
Obviously the dealers in Richmond do not deal, they just dispense free advice