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Your suggested captions invited for this picture :
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No lid stay?... No problem!! :lol:
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OK, so it's not original!.
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"Announcing the latest breakthrough from Edison Laboratories...
...The C-250 Chippendale nutcracker!
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you!

You think my head hurts, the radiator is burning my ass!

This is the strangest dance contest I've ever entered!

Never try and move a phonograph that has just received a fresh coat of varnish!

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Unfortunately, Harvey's audition for the Chippendales was not a success…

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Edison invents headphones.
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Honey, if you make me wear these high water pants with the first prize ribbon one more day I'm ending it all with a smile on my face using this Edison Phonograph!
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"Man eaten by phonograph!"

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