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No lid stay?... No problem!!

OK, so it's not original!.
"Looking for the band"

"Announcing the latest breakthrough from Edison Laboratories...
...The C-250 Chippendale nutcracker!

You wouldn't believe me if I told you!

You think my head hurts, the radiator is burning my ass!

This is the strangest dance contest I've ever entered!

Never try and move a phonograph that has just received a fresh coat of varnish!

I'll tell you everything you want to know, just don't play that song again!

I am making progress since my nervous breakdown, said this former lion tamer.

James.

Unfortunately, Harvey's audition for the Chippendales was not a success…

Bill

Edison invents headphones.

Honey, if you make me wear these high water pants with the first prize ribbon one more day I'm ending it all with a smile on my face using this Edison Phonograph!

"I'm ending it all. That last play of 'Silver Threads Among the Gold' was just one too many!"

Clay

"Man eaten by phonograph!"

"Trying to see if the light stays-on when the lid is closed."

"My tie got caught-up in the works..."