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Words Fail Me.
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gramophone-georg
- Victor Monarch
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Words Fail Me.
"He who dies with the most shellac wins"- some nutty record geek
I got PTSD from Peter F's avatar
I got PTSD from Peter F's avatar
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CharliePhono
- Victor III
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Re: Words Fail Me.
Urghh . . . a phono phantasm . . . 
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Curt A
- Victor Monarch Special
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Re: Words Fail Me.
No wonder words failed you... All this needs is a third horn fastened onto a long vacuum cleaner hose, supported by a horn crane made from schedule 40 pvc and held on with duct tape...
This might take an award for the world's ugliest Crap-O-Phone...
This might take an award for the world's ugliest Crap-O-Phone...
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"The phonograph is not of any commercial value."
Thomas Alva Edison - Comment to his assistant, Samuel Insull.
"No one needs a Victrola XX, a Perfected Graphophone Type G, or whatever you call those noisy things."
My Wife
Thomas Alva Edison - Comment to his assistant, Samuel Insull.
"No one needs a Victrola XX, a Perfected Graphophone Type G, or whatever you call those noisy things."
My Wife
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tomb
- Victor IV
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Re: Words Fail Me.
I am going to lose sleep tonight with this night mare Tom B
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JerryVan
- Victor Monarch Special
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Re: Words Fail Me.
That's just hilarious!!!!
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De Soto Frank
- Victor V
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gramophone-georg
- Victor Monarch
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Re: Words Fail Me.
Infidel!!!De Soto Frank wrote:Dr. Seuss designs a talking machine !
Dr. Seuss had class.
"He who dies with the most shellac wins"- some nutty record geek
I got PTSD from Peter F's avatar
I got PTSD from Peter F's avatar
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Victor A
- Victor I
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Re: Words Fail Me.
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Infidel!!!
Dr. Seuss had class.
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Exactly! Dr Seuss would have never stooped this low!
Although, this particular specimen is much uglier than any Crap-O-Phone I've seen thus far!
Infidel!!!
Dr. Seuss had class.
[/quote]Exactly! Dr Seuss would have never stooped this low!
Although, this particular specimen is much uglier than any Crap-O-Phone I've seen thus far!
SOUSA, The March King, says:
"Your 'VICTOR' and 'MONARCH' Records are all right."
"Your 'VICTOR' and 'MONARCH' Records are all right."
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Phonofreak
- Victor VI
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Re: Words Fail Me.
It's a Suess-O-Phone From the infidel,
Harvey Kravitz
From the infidel,Harvey Kravitz
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Curt A
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Re: Words Fail Me.
Harvey, please don't insult a perfectly innocent band instrument...
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"The phonograph is not of any commercial value."
Thomas Alva Edison - Comment to his assistant, Samuel Insull.
"No one needs a Victrola XX, a Perfected Graphophone Type G, or whatever you call those noisy things."
My Wife
Thomas Alva Edison - Comment to his assistant, Samuel Insull.
"No one needs a Victrola XX, a Perfected Graphophone Type G, or whatever you call those noisy things."
My Wife