Chippendale Console

[JeffR1]

How rare is this, I think this is the second one I've only seen in a photo ?
Amusing A.I. description from the seller. (seems like A.I. to me anyway)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/277091731206?_ ... R4DOi7fVZQ

[JerryVan]

So that all may luxuriate in the eloquence of the description after the auction ends...

Embrace the charm of vintage audio with the Edison Victorola, a testament to the era when phonographs reigned supreme. Crafted with care in the United States, this piece not only represents a rich history but also serves as a functional piece of furniture for your home. The iconic design, housed in its original cabinet, exudes a classic vibe that is sure to be a conversation starter.

Whether you're a collector of vintage audio equipment or simply appreciate the aesthetics of a bygone era, the Edison Victorola is a remarkable find. It hails from the storied lineage of Victor Phonographs, a brand synonymous with the golden age of sound. Add a touch of nostalgia to your decor with this exquisite timepiece.

Comes with 30 time-appropriate records.

"Time-appropriate" records no less!

...the golden age of sound...

The thought-provoking nature of this description causes me to wonder, if a phonograph plays in the woods, and there's nobody to hear it, does it make a sound? (Also, who is winding it? )

[paradroid1793]

An Edison Victrola nonetheless... truly a remarkable find.

[OrthoFan]

Okay, AI or not, why are inside-the-tank photos of a toilet included --

Is this a subliminal was of indicating that this is really a "Crap-O-Phone," or does it mean that the seller is full of $#it?

Inquiring minds want to know.....

[JerryVan]

Okay, AI or not, why are inside-the-tank photos of a toilet included --
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Is this a subliminal was of indicating that this is really a "Crap-O-Phone," or does it mean that the seller is full of $#it?

Inquiring minds want to know.....

"Embrace the charm of vintage toilets with the Edison Flushola, a testament to the era when toilets reigned supreme. Crafted with care in the United States, this piece not only represents a rich history but also serves as a functional piece of furniture for your home. The iconic design, housed in its original cabinet, exudes a classic vibe that is sure to be a conversation starter.

Whether you're a collector of vintage toilets or simply appreciate the aesthetics of a bygone era, the Edison Flushola is a remarkable find. It hails from the storied lineage of Flushola toilets, a brand synonymous with the golden age of flushing. Add a touch of nostalgia to your decor with this exquisite timepiece."

[Curt A]

Okay, AI or not, why are inside-the-tank photos of a toilet included --
s-l1600.jpg
Is this a subliminal was of indicating that this is really a "Crap-O-Phone," or does it mean that the seller is full of $#it?

Inquiring minds want to know.....

the seller "IS" full of $#it?

He has (or maybe NOT) - 3 of these "Edison vic-to-rolas" for $50 / $300 and $120 - ALL are the same pics... a scam???

[crap] hails from the storied lineage of Victor Phonographs, a brand synonymous with the golden age of sound. Add a touch of nostalgia to your decor with this exquisite timepiece.
Who wrote this garbage?

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[JerryVan]

Who wrote this garbage?

Curt,

It's an AI description. They all read essentially the same way, no matter what is being sold. eBay sellers can opt for an automated AI description when they're too lazy and uninformed to write one themselves.

[OrthoFan]

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[52089]

How rare is this, I think this is the second one I've only seen in a photo ?
Amusing A.I. description from the seller. (seems like A.I. to me anyway)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/277091731206?_ ... R4DOi7fVZQ

To answer your actual question, it's not rare at all. Less common than the uprights, but takes up much more floor space.

[Damfino59]

How rare is this, I think this is the second one I've only seen in a photo ?
Amusing A.I. description from the seller. (seems like A.I. to me anyway)

The A.I description is rather horrific to me. I suppose I’ll have to get used to this unimaginative writing aid for lazy people.

As for being rare, well it’s not. I’ve seen several in my lifetime. They all have had symptoms of VD. Veneer peeling disease. Plus a horribly dark brown gravy finish. Probably to cover up cheap bass wood masquerading as mahogany. The “William & Mary” console looks nicer and probably sold more.

Now if you were decorating in a Gothic “Bride Of Frankenstein” motif it would probably fit in nicely.

As has been stated, console phonographs do take up considerably more floor space.